Parmer's Resort is an eclectic collection of rooms, efficiencies, suites and cottages, spread over five acres of waterfront with 90 feet of beach. The relaxed, laid-back grounds are interspersed with hammocks, adirondack chairs, picnic tables, and grills. View Property Map. It's an ideal destination for single travelers, families, and groups. We offer kayak and paddleboard rentals, a 90 foot beach, and boat slip rentals for your own boat. Our unique 5-acres of Paradise is near the end of a quiet, residential street, in between a protected canal and the open water of Pine Channel in the Lower Florida Keys.